Coalinga, California The largest bovine housing project west of Nebraska is up in arms due to a recent cow-tipping spree. The art of cow-tipping consists of pushing the unsuspecting victim t... Read more
Ocean City, New Jersey Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has sparked controversy by confusing her second child’s birth with a marketing strategy. Known for being a founding member of... Read more
Moving to America from the southern shores of Canada to become an American citizen became priority number one for a Toronto native. Hamilton Beecher-Stowe left his home hockey rink to become... Read more
Hollywood, California Actor Will Smith is known for his tremendous screen presence, and has always wowed with his roles in movies such as Independence Day, Ali, and that other animated fish... Read more
Salmonton, North Dakota A popular store for stamp artists and collectors of irregular sizes of paper, owned by 3rd generation Salmontonite Peter Gleason, has announced it will be moving to a... Read more
Danbury, Connecticut 2014 Local Peter Thorn was seen shopping at the nearby “Big Chas’s Saab, Scion and Subaru” on in the automotive district when he spotted the car of his... Read more
Prolific philanderer Ross Russo-Rousseau, age 52 died this week of complications due to severe shock, sources say. Known for his long list of frowned-upon courtships, Russo-Rousseau was also... Read more
San Francisco housing complex known as “The Superiority” is offering permanently increased rents for occupants whose status is driven by the amount they pay for an apartment. The... Read more
Warrant Issued to Comment Section for E-Bullying
Cited for being the starting point for all internet homophobia, a warrant for the arrest of the “Siegfried and Roy Do Las Vegas” comment section was issued Monday morning. The co... Read more