Politicals
As of 10/18/2019, voters seem to be unsatisfied with available politicians, and have decided to vote a dead body into the White House. Exit polls show current voter satisfaction at an all ti... Read more
Finally fitting us into her packed schedule, Lightning the three toed sloth was available for interview at the San Diego Zoo this past weekend, so here it is: ThisIsn’tGood.com: We... Read more
The leader of the Church of Unscientific Science, Kenned Hamm, has come out against evidence, saying that there is no evidence that evidence exists. Hamm cites a lack of evidence for the exi... Read more
If there’s one thing that the Gulf knows America for, it’s people-pleasing, so Iranian schoolchildren were elated as representatives from their favorite board game-slash-movie fr... Read more
Wasilla, Alaska Radio DJ James VanDreever — known to the airwaves as “Gouda Cheddar” — has been receiving thousands of tersely worded, G-rated letters from Wasillans... Read more
Today: The United States of America implements a risky diplomacy strategy with Iraq, changing its status from “Open Relationship” to “It’s Complicated”. The pub... Read more
In school, simply being present in a teacher’s classroom for 15 minutes was enough time to figure out if the overlord of education was granted the golden gift of “Tenure.”... Read more














