After 24 hours on Tinder, some observations reveal themselves:
1. People like their jumping captured on camera.
2. Tigers are a lot more docile than PBS would lead you to believe.
3. The SS is no longer the secret Nazi police, but someone who has been photographed with the Same Smile in every picture they have ever taken.
4. It takes a detective to figure out which one of you in the group of seven you are — assuming you’re the blurriest one.
5. Everyone has been to Coachella.
6. Everyone has a camera, no one is a photographer.
7. Pictures of you as a child?
8. Running is up there with family, pets, and breathing.
9. People use emojis to attract mates.
10. Height is the new black.
11. Frida Kahlo’s mustache was ahead of its time.
12. Some people need reminding about how many times they live.
13. Skydiving pictures are so we can see what you’ll look like in 50 years, smushed in some way.
14. There must be a lot of quiet rooms because everyone is shushing all the time.
15. Traveling makes you smarter.
16. People still brag about having horses.
17. Yoga teaches you to stand on one foot in a really precarious location.
18. Everyone thinks they are better looking than their friends.
19. There are people out there who watch sports more than once a year.
20. Selfie is a disease.
21. Every unique person dresses the same way.
22. Everyone has gone on the same vacation.
23. No one is ever captured on film drinking anything but beer.
24. Clichés make you original.
