Prediction(s):
You will realize the position of 12 constellations picked out of an absolutely infinite number of combinations of stars have nothing to do with your relationship with your co-workers or the way your cat looks at you..
You will find interest in subjects of worth, and no longer assume you know the outcomes of events and relationships based on when the offending parties were born.
You will see that attempting to narrow down the probabilities of human behavior to a 1 out of 12 chance gives the Casino of Astrology a bit if a house advantage.
You will become aware that you have a limited sphere of influence on those around you based on your intellectual choices and that society has been misappropriating large amounts of the Earth’s ink supply to print pages of randomly generated vagaries.
You will realize that the Earth revolves around the Sun, not the stars around your galactic field of logical inconsistencies.
You will start to be inquisitive about historical facts and develop interest in sequences of events with a rational, predictable outcomes, no longer relying on century-old myths to shape how you greet the day.
You will realize that you are not a solar flare, a moon, a planet, or satellite and that, unlike Earth, your gravitational pull is easily escaped.
You will compare yourself to the greatest minds with the greatest accomplishments and find nothing in their history of starting their day from the back of the things they try to sell you next to the checkout at grocery stores.
You will be able to make well-informed choices consisting of evidence and factual interpretation from reputable sources, not someone with a Peter Pan hat made of tinfoil and Scotch tape.
You will become interested in Astronomy, the actual study of the stars, and be able to look back upon billions of years of history, noting that the Universe has no vested interest on whether or not Stacy and Mark invest in your start-up idea.
You will develop a sense of humor about your life’s decisions, and become a humble human being noticing the beauty of life as it occurs, not as it is interpreted for you by paid “astrologists”.
You will look to the people who you discussed astrology and horoscopes in amazement that their existence is merely a comic strip to the rest of society, and share this article with masses, delivering millions of dollars in ad revenue to a thisisntgood.com, a website that delivers original content, thus allowing the writers to pursue a vested interest in materialism and vanity.
