After 24 hours on Tinder, some observations reveal themselves: 1. People like their jumping captured on camera. 2. Tigers are a lot more docile than PBS would lead you to believe. 3. The SS is no longer the secret Nazi police, but someone who ha... Read more
Finally fitting us into her packed schedule, Lightning the three toed sloth was available for interview at the San Diego Zoo this past weekend, so here it is: ThisIsn’tGood.com: We’re very excited to meet you Lightning. Ever since we... Read more
The leader of the Church of Unscientific Science, Kenned Hamm, has come out against evidence, saying that there is no evidence that evidence exists. Hamm cites a lack of evidence for the existence of evidence, and says that since God doesn... Read more
Hey Kendall Jones, the crew at ThisIsn’tGood.com here. We saw your facebook and felt like responding to you and the “Conservationists”; As open abusers of the English language, we should have nothing to say about you poaching w... Read more
If there’s one thing that the Gulf knows America for, it’s people-pleasing, so Iranian schoolchildren were elated as representatives from their favorite board game-slash-movie franchise Battleship appeared off of the Gulf of Oman. Un... Read more
Los Angeles Rap star Lil’ Italy is being fined by the California State Department for water abuse during a drought season. Famous for his #1 hit, “You Know How Me Do”, the rapper was cited at his studio apartment for using an a... Read more
A professional baseball player who asked that his name remain anonymous has never told his teammates that he is a homosexual, but says it doesn’t affect his life with his partner. When asked what drew him to baseball, he said, “I was... Read more
The Laguna Beach SIK brothers [Sigma Iota Kappa fraternity members ]were totes stoked [quite excited] for their skydiving sesh [appointment], but were bummed [disappointed] when a bromo [associate] had to bounce [leave] because his shorty [girlf... Read more
California Institute of Technology electrician’s apprentice Quincy Nelson has discovered what he refers to as “unlimited, free energy”. Nelson was recently reading a humor website which poked fun at the concept of a free energy... Read more
