The Arts
After 24 hours on Tinder, some observations reveal themselves: 1. People like their jumping captured on camera. 2. Tigers are a lot more docile than PBS would lead you to believe. 3. The SS... Read more
Los Angeles Rap star Lil’ Italy is being fined by the California State Department for water abuse during a drought season. Famous for his #1 hit, “You Know How Me Do”, the... Read more
Thrace, Greece Historical Greek figure Aesop has been known to his fans for his prolific output of animal fan fiction. In light of recent public disbelief of absolutely everything, Aesop... Read more
Wasilla, Alaska Radio DJ James VanDreever — known to the airwaves as “Gouda Cheddar” — has been receiving thousands of tersely worded, G-rated letters from Wasillans... Read more
An Oklahoma Police Force has hired the youngest sketch artist in state history in a monumental blow to age-ism. Eight years old, Sandy “Puddin'” Britchford was brought into the d... Read more
Hollywood, California Actor Will Smith is known for his tremendous screen presence, and has always wowed with his roles in movies such as Independence Day, Ali, and that other animated fish... Read more
Salmonton, North Dakota A popular store for stamp artists and collectors of irregular sizes of paper, owned by 3rd generation Salmontonite Peter Gleason, has announced it will be moving to a... Read more
According to a completely imagined Wikipedia post, Top 40 songs are scientifically engineered to have an neurologically adhesive quality. In the Inland Empire of Los Angeles rests a Gulag-es... Read more
