After 24 hours on Tinder, some observations reveal themselves: 1. People like their jumping captured on camera. 2. Tigers are a lot more docile than PBS would lead you to believe. 3. The SS... Read more
Los Angeles Rap star Lil’ Italy is being fined by the California State Department for water abuse during a drought season. Famous for his #1 hit, “You Know How Me Do”, the... Read more
The Laguna Beach SIK brothers [Sigma Iota Kappa fraternity members ]were totes stoked [quite excited] for their skydiving sesh [appointment], but were bummed [disappointed] when a bromo [ass... Read more
California Institute of Technology electrician’s apprentice Quincy Nelson has discovered what he refers to as “unlimited, free energy”. Nelson was recently reading a humor... Read more
Today: The United States of America implements a risky diplomacy strategy with Iraq, changing its status from “Open Relationship” to “It’s Complicated”. The pub... Read more
Moving to America from the southern shores of Canada to become an American citizen became priority number one for a Toronto native. Hamilton Beecher-Stowe left his home hockey rink to become... Read more
Tony Gwynn, the only player for the San Diego Padres to actually spark San Diego’s interest in the sport of Baseball has passed away at the age of 54. Tony was known to embody a combin... Read more
Salmonton, North Dakota A popular store for stamp artists and collectors of irregular sizes of paper, owned by 3rd generation Salmontonite Peter Gleason, has announced it will be moving to a... Read more
San Francisco housing complex known as “The Superiority” is offering permanently increased rents for occupants whose status is driven by the amount they pay for an apartment. The... Read more
