Not America
As of 10/18/2019, voters seem to be unsatisfied with available politicians, and have decided to vote a dead body into the White House. Exit polls show current voter satisfaction at an all ti... Read more
After 24 hours on Tinder, some observations reveal themselves: 1. People like their jumping captured on camera. 2. Tigers are a lot more docile than PBS would lead you to believe. 3. The SS... Read more
Finally fitting us into her packed schedule, Lightning the three toed sloth was available for interview at the San Diego Zoo this past weekend, so here it is: ThisIsn’tGood.com: We... Read more
Thrace, Greece Historical Greek figure Aesop has been known to his fans for his prolific output of animal fan fiction. In light of recent public disbelief of absolutely everything, Aesop... Read more
Today: The United States of America implements a risky diplomacy strategy with Iraq, changing its status from “Open Relationship” to “It’s Complicated”. The pub... Read more









