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As of 10/18/2019, voters seem to be unsatisfied with available politicians, and have decided to vote a dead body into the White House. Exit polls show current voter satisfaction at an all ti... Read more
After 24 hours on Tinder, some observations reveal themselves: 1. People like their jumping captured on camera. 2. Tigers are a lot more docile than PBS would lead you to believe. 3. The SS... Read more
The leader of the Church of Unscientific Science, Kenned Hamm, has come out against evidence, saying that there is no evidence that evidence exists. Hamm cites a lack of evidence for the exi... Read more
Hey Kendall Jones, the crew at ThisIsn’tGood.com here. We saw your facebook and felt like responding to you and the “Conservationists”; As open abusers of the English langu... Read more
If there’s one thing that the Gulf knows America for, it’s people-pleasing, so Iranian schoolchildren were elated as representatives from their favorite board game-slash-movie fr... Read more
Los Angeles Rap star Lil’ Italy is being fined by the California State Department for water abuse during a drought season. Famous for his #1 hit, “You Know How Me Do”, the... Read more
A professional baseball player who asked that his name remain anonymous has never told his teammates that he is a homosexual, but says it doesn’t affect his life with his partner. When... Read more
The Laguna Beach SIK brothers [Sigma Iota Kappa fraternity members ]were totes stoked [quite excited] for their skydiving sesh [appointment], but were bummed [disappointed] when a bromo [ass... Read more
California Institute of Technology electrician’s apprentice Quincy Nelson has discovered what he refers to as “unlimited, free energy”. Nelson was recently reading a humor... Read more
“Like” Button Shows Signs of Depression
Facebook’s iconic “Like” button has been showing tell-tales signs of a depression, according to followers in the industry. Years wishing for an Unlike sibling just like Lik... Read more