Moving to America from the southern shores of Canada to become an American citizen became priority number one for a Toronto native. Hamilton Beecher-Stowe left his home hockey rink to become... Read more
Salmonton, North Dakota A popular store for stamp artists and collectors of irregular sizes of paper, owned by 3rd generation Salmontonite Peter Gleason, has announced it will be moving to a... Read more
Danbury, Connecticut 2014 Local Peter Thorn was seen shopping at the nearby “Big Chas’s Saab, Scion and Subaru” on in the automotive district when he spotted the car of his... Read more
Prolific philanderer Ross Russo-Rousseau, age 52 died this week of complications due to severe shock, sources say. Known for his long list of frowned-upon courtships, Russo-Rousseau was also... Read more
Savior of mankind? Does such a thing exist? How did no one realize this was an abstract concept. It’s bad enough to elevate any homo-sapiens to be admired for their entertaining, athl... Read more
This newsflash brought to you by the advertising group responsible for the “Black Women Do Breastfeed” campaign. The agency’s claim to fame was realizing that events need t... Read more
In school, simply being present in a teacher’s classroom for 15 minutes was enough time to figure out if the overlord of education was granted the golden gift of “Tenure.”... Read more
Dear Public, Augmented reality is going to be amazing. It’s time to start looking forward to…looking forward towards things. So far, the best excuse I’ve heard is being abl... Read more
Warrant Issued to Comment Section for E-Bullying
Cited for being the starting point for all internet homophobia, a warrant for the arrest of the “Siegfried and Roy Do Las Vegas” comment section was issued Monday morning. The co... Read more