The leader of the Church of Unscientific Science, Kenned Hamm, has come out against evidence, saying that there is no evidence that evidence exists. Hamm cites a lack of evidence for the exi... Read more
If there’s one thing that the Gulf knows America for, it’s people-pleasing, so Iranian schoolchildren were elated as representatives from their favorite board game-slash-movie fr... Read more
Los Angeles Rap star Lil’ Italy is being fined by the California State Department for water abuse during a drought season. Famous for his #1 hit, “You Know How Me Do”, the... Read more
A professional baseball player who asked that his name remain anonymous has never told his teammates that he is a homosexual, but says it doesn’t affect his life with his partner. When... Read more
The Laguna Beach SIK brothers [Sigma Iota Kappa fraternity members ]were totes stoked [quite excited] for their skydiving sesh [appointment], but were bummed [disappointed] when a bromo [ass... Read more
Thrace, Greece Historical Greek figure Aesop has been known to his fans for his prolific output of animal fan fiction. In light of recent public disbelief of absolutely everything, Aesop... Read more
Wasilla, Alaska Radio DJ James VanDreever — known to the airwaves as “Gouda Cheddar” — has been receiving thousands of tersely worded, G-rated letters from Wasillans... Read more
Tandy Corporation employee Mark Dangerlin is being reprimanded after telling a joke in the grey area of political correctness. Mail room attendant for three months, 19 year old Dangerlin is... Read more
An Oklahoma Police Force has hired the youngest sketch artist in state history in a monumental blow to age-ism. Eight years old, Sandy “Puddin'” Britchford was brought into the d... Read more
“Like” Button Shows Signs of Depression
Facebook’s iconic “Like” button has been showing tell-tales signs of a depression, according to followers in the industry. Years wishing for an Unlike sibling just like Lik... Read more