Hey Kendall Jones, the crew at ThisIsn’tGood.com here. We saw your facebook and felt like responding to you and the “Conservationists”; As open abusers of the English langu... Read more
An Oklahoma Police Force has hired the youngest sketch artist in state history in a monumental blow to age-ism. Eight years old, Sandy “Puddin'” Britchford was brought into the d... Read more
Coalinga, California The largest bovine housing project west of Nebraska is up in arms due to a recent cow-tipping spree. The art of cow-tipping consists of pushing the unsuspecting victim t... Read more
Tony Gwynn, the only player for the San Diego Padres to actually spark San Diego’s interest in the sport of Baseball has passed away at the age of 54. Tony was known to embody a combin... Read more
Hollywood, California Actor Will Smith is known for his tremendous screen presence, and has always wowed with his roles in movies such as Independence Day, Ali, and that other animated fish... Read more
Salmonton, North Dakota A popular store for stamp artists and collectors of irregular sizes of paper, owned by 3rd generation Salmontonite Peter Gleason, has announced it will be moving to a... Read more
Dear 24 hour news cycle, Who died and made you precedent? It’s time to suffer for your work and make it difficult to deliver your mass-produced “information”. News should o... Read more
San Francisco housing complex known as “The Superiority” is offering permanently increased rents for occupants whose status is driven by the amount they pay for an apartment. The... Read more
This newsflash brought to you by the advertising group responsible for the “Black Women Do Breastfeed” campaign. The agency’s claim to fame was realizing that events need t... Read more
Warrant Issued to Comment Section for E-Bullying
Cited for being the starting point for all internet homophobia, a warrant for the arrest of the “Siegfried and Roy Do Las Vegas” comment section was issued Monday morning. The co... Read more