Savior of mankind? Does such a thing exist? How did no one realize this was an abstract concept. It’s bad enough to elevate any homo-sapiens to be admired for their entertaining, athletic or argumentative abilities, let alone implying that one of us could say a few sentences to inspire world peace. As long as their is Gluten intolerance and Lactose intolerance in the same world, mankind has no savior.
It should be self-evident that the only people who claim such high Earthly status are those who lose arguments when they’re alone in their gun locker in the woods. Of course none of us take them seriously. No influential person should be paid attention to unless they are hired to endorse a sugary beverage or sportswear. We don’t support false elevation here at thisisntgood.com, seeing as the last time people gave any credence to a self-involved oddball who thought they were the Messiah, the egg painters union had to negotiate new contracts.
Should anyone be looked up to? Do away with the elementary school projects where students have to pick someone to idolize. Don’t give anyone the satisfaction of knowing they are being admired while they are alive. No advantages for anyone. Do away with role models of any kind! Idolize the D-Students, the couch potatoes, the Wal-Mart shopper, the slot machine enthusiast, and the fairweather sports fan.
Editors note: We have absolutely no idea what K-Nate was talking about, but posted it anyway because we have no interest in being serious about Iraq. Apologies.
K-Nathan follow-up note: Thanks, Obama.
