In school, simply being present in a teacher’s classroom for 15 minutes was enough time to figure out if the overlord of education was granted the golden gift of “Tenure.” After teaching for a certain amount of years, that teacher was basically given a free pass to retirement without worry of being fired without extenuating circumstances.
Like smoking pot out of a tuba in the teachers lounge at lunch, teaching math students how to always take the under in the betting spread, or having them click ads on a quality website (Like this one!) to increase revenue. (sources on this anecdote are limited, but the practice is recommended)
Colleges have quality assessments at the end of the semester where anonymous college students can write whatever they want about a boring professor in their easily identifiable handwriting. Though, to be fair, ask anyone under 22 their opinion on anything, and the answer will probably be driven by their relationship status, music taste, and spite.
We were all hoping for an Internet Tenure. After 6 months of an overwhelming amount of magnificent content, all we need to do is sell some advertising and leave this site up to make money until the internet is overthrown by the government. The internet is a meritocracy after all, right?
Now each teacher will be given a mini-website with a comments section so any time a student wants to offer constructive criticism on a lesson plan, they will feel free to do so, using their erudition to eloquently point out the teacher’s abilities based on weight and sexual preference.
