If there’s one thing that the Gulf knows America for, it’s people-pleasing, so Iranian schoolchildren were elated as representatives from their favorite board game-slash-movie fr... Read more
Los Angeles Rap star Lil’ Italy is being fined by the California State Department for water abuse during a drought season. Famous for his #1 hit, “You Know How Me Do”, the... Read more
A professional baseball player who asked that his name remain anonymous has never told his teammates that he is a homosexual, but says it doesn’t affect his life with his partner. When... Read more
California Institute of Technology electrician’s apprentice Quincy Nelson has discovered what he refers to as “unlimited, free energy”. Nelson was recently reading a humor... Read more
Thrace, Greece Historical Greek figure Aesop has been known to his fans for his prolific output of animal fan fiction. In light of recent public disbelief of absolutely everything, Aesop... Read more
Wasilla, Alaska Radio DJ James VanDreever — known to the airwaves as “Gouda Cheddar” — has been receiving thousands of tersely worded, G-rated letters from Wasillans... Read more
Tandy Corporation employee Mark Dangerlin is being reprimanded after telling a joke in the grey area of political correctness. Mail room attendant for three months, 19 year old Dangerlin is... Read more
An Oklahoma Police Force has hired the youngest sketch artist in state history in a monumental blow to age-ism. Eight years old, Sandy “Puddin'” Britchford was brought into the d... Read more
Today: The United States of America implements a risky diplomacy strategy with Iraq, changing its status from “Open Relationship” to “It’s Complicated”. The pub... Read more
“Like” Button Shows Signs of Depression
Facebook’s iconic “Like” button has been showing tell-tales signs of a depression, according to followers in the industry. Years wishing for an Unlike sibling just like Lik... Read more