Thrace, Greece Historical Greek figure Aesop has been known to his fans for his prolific output of animal fan fiction. In light of recent public disbelief of absolutely everything, Aesop’s existence fell under scrutiny from the Keebler Elf... Read more
Wasilla, Alaska Radio DJ James VanDreever — known to the airwaves as “Gouda Cheddar” — has been receiving thousands of tersely worded, G-rated letters from Wasillans for ruining the ending of Steven Spielberg’s... Read more
Tandy Corporation employee Mark Dangerlin is being reprimanded after telling a joke in the grey area of political correctness. Mail room attendant for three months, 19 year old Dangerlin is known as class clown amongst the 1982 worker bees in th... Read more
An Oklahoma Police Force has hired the youngest sketch artist in state history in a monumental blow to age-ism. Eight years old, Sandy “Puddin'” Britchford was brought into the detective squad to fill the void previously filled by fo... Read more
Today: The United States of America implements a risky diplomacy strategy with Iraq, changing its status from “Open Relationship” to “It’s Complicated”. The public display of emotional turbulence sent waves through... Read more
Coalinga, California The largest bovine housing project west of Nebraska is up in arms due to a recent cow-tipping spree. The art of cow-tipping consists of pushing the unsuspecting victim to the ground while in a catatonic, trance like state kn... Read more
Ocean City, New Jersey Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has sparked controversy by confusing her second child’s birth with a marketing strategy. Known for being a founding member of MTV’s east coast improv troupe “Jersey Sho... Read more
Moving to America from the southern shores of Canada to become an American citizen became priority number one for a Toronto native. Hamilton Beecher-Stowe left his home hockey rink to become a integral part of the fabric of the United States (Ma... Read more
“Like” Button Shows Signs of Depression
Facebook’s iconic “Like” button has been showing tell-tales signs of a depression, according to followers in the industry. Years wishing for an Unlike sibling just like Like to stop the criticism from equal rights inactivists i... Read more