Tony Gwynn, the only player for the San Diego Padres to actually spark San Diego’s interest in the sport of Baseball has passed away at the age of 54. Tony was known to embody a combination of two of the rarest assets in professional sport... Read more
Hollywood, California Actor Will Smith is known for his tremendous screen presence, and has always wowed with his roles in movies such as Independence Day, Ali, and that other animated fish movie released a year after Finding Nemo. More recently... Read more
Salmonton, North Dakota A popular store for stamp artists and collectors of irregular sizes of paper, owned by 3rd generation Salmontonite Peter Gleason, has announced it will be moving to a central location due to requests from vested locals. K... Read more
Danbury, Connecticut 2014 Local Peter Thorn was seen shopping at the nearby “Big Chas’s Saab, Scion and Subaru” on in the automotive district when he spotted the car of his recently assigned family dreams. Giving birth to their... Read more
Dear 24 hour news cycle, Who died and made you precedent? It’s time to suffer for your work and make it difficult to deliver your mass-produced “information”. News should only be delivered by hand-layout printing press (unless... Read more
Prolific philanderer Ross Russo-Rousseau, age 52 died this week of complications due to severe shock, sources say. Known for his long list of frowned-upon courtships, Russo-Rousseau was also known for his mental health diagnosis of Obsessive-Co... Read more
San Francisco housing complex known as “The Superiority” is offering permanently increased rents for occupants whose status is driven by the amount they pay for an apartment. The largest accommodation is a 300 square foot, split leve... Read more
In many metropolitan areas, a strong infrastructure of public transportation exists; large buses, trains, and streetcars named Desire all work together to form an arterial system shuffling people from important place to important place. San Fran... Read more
Savior of mankind? Does such a thing exist? How did no one realize this was an abstract concept. It’s bad enough to elevate any homo-sapiens to be admired for their entertaining, athletic or argumentative abilities, let alone implying tha... Read more
Warrant Issued to Comment Section for E-Bullying
Cited for being the starting point for all internet homophobia, a warrant for the arrest of the “Siegfried and Roy Do Las Vegas” comment section was issued Monday morning. The comments section started its career as an area for enthus... Read more