This newsflash brought to you by the advertising group responsible for the “Black Women Do Breastfeed” campaign. The agency’s claim to fame was realizing that events need to be explained to the general public in a way that woul... Read more
Prediction(s): You will realize the position of 12 constellations picked out of an absolutely infinite number of combinations of stars have nothing to do with your relationship with your co-workers or the way your cat looks at you.. You will fin... Read more
Song Literally Stuck in Head
According to a completely imagined Wikipedia post, Top 40 songs are scientifically engineered to have an neurologically adhesive quality. In the Inland Empire of Los Angeles rests a Gulag-esque structure where juvenile delinquents are harvested... Read more
High Frequency Trading
Yes, someone around thisisntgood.com got a hold of Michael Lewis’ Book “Flash Boys: A Wall Street Revolt” and wants to revolutionize the stock market. Rest assured, they are only half way through reading it and want to do away... Read more
In school, simply being present in a teacher’s classroom for 15 minutes was enough time to figure out if the overlord of education was granted the golden gift of “Tenure.” After teaching forĀ a certain amount of years, that tea... Read more
Dear Public, Augmented reality is going to be amazing. It’s time to start looking forward to…looking forward towards things. So far, the best excuse I’ve heard is being able to look at objects in stores and find cheaper prices... Read more
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